The neighbor from hell

I hate Avon cosmetic representatives. Not only do they add zero information to the universe, but are annoying, loud people who can't shut up when politely asked to do so. I know, I used to have one for a neighbor - she was also a loud Christian evangelist who regularly performed African style exorcisms in her living room. Another reason to hate the woman.

Why this page is black

Because people who publish content with a white background are wan**rs who don't give a damn about the planet. If everyone published web content with dark backgrounds, potentially hundreds of thousands of tons of carbon wouldn't be pumped into the atmosphere - potentially people's living rooms would get darker as well without all those brightly lit LCD's, so maybe this is a zero-sum game... who knows.

And while you are at it, lower your screen's brightness by a couple of notches. There - I've established my green credentials.